She was a filthy slut who seduced my best buddy on facebook

If she knew how to use her computer as good as his cock, her reputation wouldn't be ruined right now.

Banned for life but TOTALLY WORTH IT LULZ.

Now every guy that needs his dick wet on a Friday night knows who to call... or who's Facebook to stalk.

Pussy flavored pop tarts aren't exactly my breakfast of choice. But it should be.

Banned for two lifetimes, but totally worth it.

Mom and dad weren't too pleased to find this little gem on her Facebook page.

This is what happens when moms start using Facebook.

They might not like the idea of having this video online but they're pretty stupid so they probably don't know the Internet exists outside of Facebook.

Leave it to a girl who thinks cock is part of a balanced diet to upload the wrong video, lolz.